I know my learners' test is over, but I came across very amusing answers to questions in the practice booklet.

This is not the right according to the booklet, but it should be according to majority (all?) of us Malaysians:

Apabila lampu isyarat warna hijau telah bertukar kepada warna kuning anda mestilah:

D) meneruskan perjalanan dengan cepat, untuk mengelakkan daripada berhenti semasa lampur bertukar warna merah.

Surprising what you suddenly remember upon catching sight of the police

Tali pinggang keledar hendaklah dipasang:

D) Apabila terserempak dengan Pegawai Penguat Kuasa.

I don't know why a government body would even THINK of including this one:

Perlaksanaan Kurikulum Pendidikan Pemandu (KPP) bertujuan untuk:

A) Melahirkan pemandu Formula One

Fluorescent yellow turns me on. No, not really.

Sekiranya anda menunggang motosikal pada waktu malam, seelok-eloknya pakailah abju berwarna cerah atau jaket pantulan cahaya supaya

A) Anda kelihatan segak atau bergaya pada malam hari.

And the best one that I think I'll always remember:

Apakah tindakan yang perlu anda lakukan jika kenderaan yang anda pandu tiba-tiba terbakar?

D) Berhentikan kenderaan anda di stesen minyak berhampiran.

Why wouldn't you do that, hey? It's what anyone would do! :P

If you didn't already know, I was being sarcastic.

Yeah, it was kinda hard to take a number of the questions seriously. :)